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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies.

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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
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Merle Hazard Greek Song

^{Cartoonist: David Fitzsimmons}

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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies!

^{Cartoonist: Mike Luckovich}

I want to be a Pirate

A report claims the unemployment rate is so high because people keep blowing interviews.

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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
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